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I'm just a happy guy! Its advertised in the classifieds,
Broadcast through power lines, and beamed down from satellite.
I'm satisfied 'cause my girl tastes like apple pie.
I've got an appetite so I gotta have a bite.
The mastermind won't pass the mic. Its all or nothing.
I was last in line before I got up and started cutting
Like a renegade. Please allow me to demonstrate
How I turn these lemons into gallons of lemonade.
It's like I'm out of pepper when I'm eating some deviled eggs.
So I just grab a canister and spray on some pepper spray.
When its time to celebrate I might suddenly say,
"Zippity Doo Da! What a wonderful day!"
So blast it out and amplify it! Sing it loud its gratifying!
I waited at the traffic light. It's green so now at last its time.
That's right. You heard it here. I'm a happy guy
'Cause I made it to paradise with a pair of dice.


from Not Safe For Anyone EP, released July 18, 2015



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